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Memorial day weekend to me is buying a new lead-filled purse...

Sun, 27 May 2012 18:03:53 -0700

Memorial day weekend to me is buying a new lead-filled purse from DTLA to replace my old lead-filled purse that broke. (Taken with instagram)

thecomedyhipster: The Popcorn Trick: never not funny.

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:05:03 -0700

thecomedyhipster:

The Popcorn Trick: never not funny.

DARN KIDS!

Sun, 27 May 2012 12:04:50 -0700

DARN KIDS!

@ogremage @corneezy (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:04:11 -0700

@ogremage @corneezy (Taken with instagram)

@ogremage #spanglers @flammydavisjr (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 26 May 2012 21:02:50 -0700

@ogremage #spanglers @flammydavisjr (Taken with instagram)

@ogremage #silverlakelounge (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 26 May 2012 20:46:41 -0700

@ogremage #silverlakelounge (Taken with instagram)

@jokeylemon @paulcibis Do you guys know each other cause your...

Sat, 26 May 2012 19:35:31 -0700

@jokeylemon @paulcibis Do you guys know each other cause your the same person. (Taken with instagram)

Rape at the LA Indie Inprov Fest. (Taken with instagram)

Sat, 26 May 2012 18:22:41 -0700

Rape at the LA Indie Inprov Fest. (Taken with instagram)

@GrubHub I’d like to report a racist menu. (Taken with...

Fri, 25 May 2012 22:56:25 -0700

@GrubHub I’d like to report a racist menu. (Taken with instagram)

#nofilter (Taken with instagram)

Fri, 25 May 2012 19:22:38 -0700

#nofilter (Taken with instagram)

The Sheriff of Nottingham likes Towne Hall Meetin’, SO...

Fri, 25 May 2012 14:00:50 -0700

The Sheriff of Nottingham likes Towne Hall Meetin’, SO SHOULD YOU!!!

townehallmeetin:

PHOTOS FROM LAST MONTH’S PHOTOBOOTH ARE UP ON OUR FACEBOOK PAGE! LIKE OUR FACEBOK PAGE SO YOU CAN TAG YOURSELF AND RELIVE THE MAGIC!

https://www.facebook.com/townehallmeetin

MORE FEELINGS

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:15:00 -0700

MORE FEELINGS:

Don’t miss the most sensitive and caring comedy tour of the century!

jakeweismanyay:

The Phoenix New Times was kind enough to profile the upcoming Feelings Tour.

Yay photos! Yay tagging! Yay 5/31 party...

Fri, 25 May 2012 13:04:48 -0700

Yay photos! Yay tagging! Yay 5/31 party time!

townehallmeetin:

PHOTOS FROM LAST MONTH’S PHOTOBOOTH ARE UP! Check out all the characters that make up the Towne Hall Meetin’

http://townehallmeetin.tumblr.com/Pictures

AND IF YOU’RE INTO FACEBOOK STUFF THEN LIKE OUR FACEBOOK PAGE IF YOU HAVEN’T SO YOU CAN TAG YOURSELF!

https://www.facebook.com/townehallmeetin

And don’t forget, next Towne Hall Meetin’ is THIS THURSDAY 5/31

RSVP here: https://www.facebook.com/events/432396773445883/

#LadytoLady (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 24 May 2012 22:58:44 -0700

#LadytoLady (Taken with instagram)

@amber_kenny double fisting. #notporn (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 24 May 2012 21:29:25 -0700

@amber_kenny double fisting. #notporn (Taken with instagram)

This is still my favorite comedy moment ever/possible first...

Thu, 24 May 2012 20:31:28 -0700

This is still my favorite comedy moment ever/possible first comedy tattoo. #stella (Taken with instagram)

THIS WAS SO GREAT AND IF YOU DIDN’T COME YOU MISSED OUT...

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:42:12 -0700

THIS WAS SO GREAT AND IF YOU DIDN’T COME YOU MISSED OUT YO!

picturethisshow:

Thanks to everyone that came out to the show! Looking forward to the next one!

brandieposey:

Maria Bamford’s Sid the Schizophrenic Squid! (Taken with instagram)

Workin’ Pt2 (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 24 May 2012 16:22:49 -0700

Workin’ Pt2 (Taken with instagram)

Workin. (Taken with instagram)

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:24:54 -0700

Workin. (Taken with instagram)

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING?? kurtbraunohler: New Hot...

Wed, 23 May 2012 20:47:45 -0700

HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS WAS A THING??

kurtbraunohler:

New Hot Dog and the Lady Bun! Click pic for the full thing.

Dear Hot Dog and Lady Bun,

My girlfriend smokes weed every day. It’s like she can’t hang out with me unless she’s stoned. I don’t smoke pot but what can I do to make her feel like she doesn’t have to smoke to have fun around me?

Hot Dog Blows Some Knowledge in Your Face

Remember pot is not addictive. It’s just a thing that some people have to do every day from the moment they wake up to the moment they go to sleep. But those people are not addicted, they just “love pot a lot.” But honestly, they could be doing a lot worse things, like constantly listening to Tori Amos or getting into Downton Abbey. So count your blessings. But it’s understandable that constant pot smoking can seem like a boring routine. And let’s be honest, you probably won’t be able to convince her to not smoke weed, but you can do some things to make her feel like she doesn’t need to.

Rename yourself “Raspberry Cooze” and claim to be somehow different from when your name was just “John.”

Constantly remind her of things she did ten years ago that she feels bad about, and suggest she should call those people and apologize. This will mimic the “fun paranoia” of being stoned!

Watch NY1 for far too long and when she asks why, say, “The remote is judging me.” She’ll identify with that!

But sometimes doing all of that will not keep her off the pot. Here’s some easy and direct ways to ask her to smoke less:

“Hey baby. I’ll be your pot. You can smoke me. Seriously, put these fingernail clippings in your bong.”

“I’m only addicted to you. Well, you and alcohol.”

“If you think about it, my penis is kinda like a bong, but please don’t light my balls on fire like last time.”